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Legendary Breath Mint Sutton Picklestein

from Immune To Consequences by Walrus Promenade

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Sutton Picklestein may have been a good Blaseball player, I don't know. What I know is that after fans discovered they could resurrect incinerated players from the Hall of Flame, they started trying to do it all the time even though the returned player would incur a "Debt" which could make other incinerations more likely. Fortunately, resurrected players also had a chance to return to the Hall at the end of every season, and Sutton Picklestein took that chance nine real-world seconds after he was brought back to life and traded from the Flowers to the Breath Mints without seeing a single play of actual Blaseball. This song is a nine-second tribute to those nine seconds.

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Called back to play again for the Flowers.
I mean the Mints.
But then I recall the awful price that we all will have to repay
and I'm just like, "Nah."

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from Immune To Consequences, released November 5, 2022

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