Who's that up to bat?
It's the same guy who's on first already
Ears just like a cat
ASCII glitching and unsteady
Hot singles in your area
Red Lobster for the Crabs who come around
This game is scary but
Rodriguez Internet will hold it down
So who's on first? (Rodriguez Internet)
Who's on second? (Rodriguez Internet)
Who's on third? (Rodriguez Internet)
Who's at the plate? (Rodriguez Internet also)
Rodriguez Internet is repeating!
Spicy cookie recipes
Made fresh for all his good friends on the Mints
Started out respectably
A constant on the lineup ever since
Kansas City sacrifice
Will bring our runners back to localhost
But when the weather's nice
Rodriguez Internet can do the most
So who's at bat? (Rodriguez Internet)
Who's on deck? (Rodriguez Internet)
Who's after that? (Rodriguez Internet)
And then who's next? (Rodriguez Internet again)
Rodriguez Internet is repeating!
Low stars, low poly, high batting average
Our secret in the dark web all this time
But now the era's over so we're shouting to the rafters
Rodriguez Internet, it's time to shine
When all your base belong to him
You can't deny this claim:
Legend of the Blaseball sim
Rodriguez Internet for Hall of Fame
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